- “Hey! Hey! are you still sleeping?? ..what did you say? Hellooo? i just want to know if you are still sleeping so i can leave quietly and come back when you are awake”
- “I am afraid but i will have to make you leave this premises”
- “With all due respect i think you are an asshole.”
- How people say “bless you” or “live long” when you sneeze and infest the air with your bacteria…but when you fart you are regarded with scorn.
- No president since the beginning of history has been known to keep all of their pre-electoral promises ..why then do people still vote? (actually i am more concerned why contesting politicians still make promises at all).
- “It’s not you it’s me”
- “You have the right to remain silent (some secret) because everything you say or do can be used as evidence against you in the court of law.
- why “The big bang” can’t be explained but God should.
- Excuse me Mister!..yea you right there! i asked if i could help you?!
- Why it is 100 times easier to make a point when you die for it.
