I know it has been a while since I updated my blog, I have been pretty occupied ever since the end of the “happy holidays”; Occupied with a host of things that just won’t wait….things that if left unattended, would blossom into larger time-consuming activities on my to do list. Activities that I always try to resolve as they turn up, in other to avoid having to cross-check my imaginary list all the time.
Whenever I try to review activities that have been battling for my time since my last blog, it gets my hair plaiting! Really! I remember sitting a friend down the other day and narrating a couple of events going on in my life to him…as he got up to leave lo! he had grown thick whitish dreads! I realized sitting friends down and turning them into bloodclaating Rastafarians would eventually lead to me losing all my close acquaintances. That was when i thought of telling my story to distant friends…. I thought about my blog! (oops did I just say that aloud?)…. What? Jamaicans could be reading as well…. {yes na!}
Anomalistic tendencies, fueled in a stupendous magnitude by a subtle but adequately puissant cupidity has unequivocally contributed to my long delay in keeping my blog abreast. I appreciate your allegiance. My journey from the time I wrote my last blog has been one directly from the height of extreme lackadaisicalness to this assiduous train of activities that so happen to ambush me every damn day!
No doubt I could have systematically eluded every such stint that vied for my time, the problem was each was as remunerative and as requitable as they get. Without any cantankerousness I was adeptly inclined to blot out all possible aberrations and camouflaged brouhaha in spite of how tantalizingly titillating or commodiously inveigling a bait they may cast in my sluice. This isn’t about Circumlocution or some freakish esoteric batrachomyomachy with words I assure u, my plight has really been one of an incontrovertibly brobdingnagian grandeur!
Finally, as an antidote to the possible superfluously kindled abibliophobia of my ardent readers, I idiosyncratically arrived at a conjecture, to indubitably keep your profoundly valued interest incessantly fomented. I gotta round up this post because i gotta hit the sack right now…some people consider sleep to be some form of leisure, or pleasurable rest. For me it is something else. Especially after spending days running back home and into bed to catch some sleep or rounding up things as minute as thinking so i can sleep, for me, MY SLEEP IS A JOB! a very influential one at that; boldly occupying a place on my to do list as the “chief of things that just wont wait”.
Hmmmmmmm does that mean i have been sleeping away time since my last blog? 
[Things People Dont Talk About-- remember? 
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